Death by girls retreat

We had a fabulous time at our girls retreat this weekend. I barely survived it!

Google maps tried to kill us, it sent us off into circles in the back woods. They are officially fired! We managed to navigate to the house, it was gorgeous. We had a nice dinner and then I had a nice long midnight swim.

On Saturday we went to the Comal river to go tubing. On the way there I bought a hat. We got to the river and had to stand in line for a tube. It was hot, it was sunny, and it was a LONG line. 1 hour later I started to feel a bit off. My ears started ringing and my vision started clouding over. I managed to walk over to sit under a tree before I started losing conciousness. I somehow kept upright but was OUT of it! They said I stopped sweating and my lips were white. Chemist S took my hat off and poof, 30 seconds later I was coming around. Stupid hat tried to kill me with heat exhaustion.

Right after I got home I slipped on the stairs with my socks..again. I sprained my ankle, popped my hip and scraped the skin off my arm. AWESOME!

At the beginning of the trip the tooth with the bridge from the evil doctor started hurting. It was pretty darn painful but livable with some pain killers. On the ride home it started feeling like someone shoved a screwdriver up into my face.. awesome, nothing like a nice infection.

So, after multiple attempts on my life I am bruised, sore, and scraped. I had some antibiotics at home that I started taking, so hopefully I wont die from a blood infection. Yeehaw!