Brain malfunction

I was in a training meeting on Monday and Tuesday and I swear that there was a guy there on Monday that wasn't there on Tuesday. Sub swears he was never there. I have gone retarded.

Beaten twice playing chess today. I kicked over the internet board and threw a tantrum. So much for being graceful.

It is a beautiful day and I want to go fly a kite, but alas I am stuck here in the office behind glass watching the beautiful day fade.