Sick sub sucks snot

F-er got me sick, guess he sneezed on the remote or something and and now I am drowning in a sea of snot.

If I say that out loud it sounds like "F-er got be sick, guess he sdeezed od the rebote or sobething and dow I ab drowding id a sea of sdot".

Last night hubby and I were debating whether or not to watch a 2nd movie, I told him I was running out of time before I had to go to sleep. He said what is tibe? F-ers everywhere.

I came to work like a good girl to take care of the bidness that needs done for meetings and such today and hopefully when the boss lady gets here I can take the rest of the day as a sick call.

On a brighter note yesterday when I first started getting sick I was at a meeting where all the big whigs were. I shook all their hands so I may have single handedly taken down an airline by spreading my germs... world domination one virus at a time.

Peace out
(beese oud)