A new do

I am succumbing to the urge to write. I want to write a book, a novel, a short story, a play.. ok not really, the blog will do.

Currently reading Harry Potter, trying not to read it too fast, savoring it as much as possible. Which is quite easy with a very active 2 year old. I manged to sneak in a page here and there over my weekend but the story is just taking off. I had to put my other books on hold as Harry takes precedence.

Work is the same, sort of. The crazy busy has settled to a hum, mostly because we have adjusted to the crazy busy.

Moved to a new house in the Woodlands. The area just makes me laugh and laugh. We have a path behind our yard which you can follow through the woods to the park down the road, complete with a soccer field, skate park, tennis courts, small pond, and swimming pool. AG spends most of her days telling us she wants to go to the park, the girl is not happy unless she is outside. On Monday I was greeted at my door by the welcoming commitee. They gave me lots of coupons and maps to the area, literally a bag of stuff to go through. Our neighborhood kids have a lemonade stand where a cup of koolaid costs 50 cents. Too cute for words. The house itself has its quirks, flipping photos, flying candle holders and such but it is friendly enough maybe just a bit starved for attention.

Really nothing overly interesting going on, I have more down time now so hopefully I can keep this up.

Been a while...

Just haven't been much in the mood to write, not to mention that work has been to slammed to do so. 19 hour days = low writing libido.

Notable mentions since I last wrote..

Went to London for a few days with my girlfriend. We had a great girls weekend, I love that city.

Starting to plan daughters birthday party.

Birthmother has tentative plans to come and visit for my girls 2nd birthday, we are hoping that it works out..it's been too long since we have seen her.

Going to be moving soon, can't afford the place alone especially with the insance electric bill so we have to start house shopping again.

Other than that not much has changed, work is crazy busy, child is crazy busy, hubby is crazy busy.. story of my life.

Snake on a bike

I went to drop off movies yesterday. As I stepped up on the curb a young boy (probably 13ish) was coming down the sidewalk with an interesting scarf. A closer look at the scarf and I realized it was a HUGE snake wrapped around his shoulders.

I stopped walking and let him pass in front of me, the snake smiled as they rode by.

Seriously though what if the snake attacks you while your riding! WTF? What if you hit a bump and it falls off... there are an endless amounts of what if's that would make a normal person realize that maybe that is not the best idea. Snake lovers are an odd crowd.

My daughter was in the car but hubby pointed out the snake to her. She was freaked out and talked about it for quite a while. Blew her mind that someone had a snake on his arms!

David Lynch

A friend sent me a link to an article about Inland Empire. Of course there are no showings of the film in Houston, yes I checked even the "off the beaten path" theatres.. nothing. Going to have to wait for video..grr it's not the same as seeing it in a theatre though.

Oh and Lynch is having an exhibit in Paris!!! HELLOOO Paris!

Brains....

Craving for brains, red sticky eyes.. hmmm must be pink eye.. where is topical ointment?

Turn 30 and get pink eye, absolutely ridiculous. Next I will get chicken pox and mono. Seriously outside of elementary schoolers who gets pink eye??

I missed work, the baby had to go stay with the grandparents. I got to crochet and watch a ****load of Alias. Almost finished with season 4 b/c of the pink eye. It's really not that pink. It was red and bloody looking with lots of oozing like my eye was sad and just decided to cry non-stop. Now the bloody look is gone, the oozing has stopped but the eye still feels raw. Eye number 2 decided that it was sad for eye number one and started crying too, but I started the eye drops early and it got over it's depression quite quickly.

And let me tell ya, nothing says loving like waking up with a crusty eye. Happy Valentines Day!

Hysterectomy at a glance

I pulled all the old journal entries I could find that pertained to my surgeries in 2004. Figured my Hotflashin' journal would be a good resting place for them. I got a letter from my Dr. last week and he is quitting his practice, going back to school and working as some sort of Dr. Management type thing. He was the best Dr. I have ever had and I am going to miss him... so I decided to look up these old entries and repost them.

Male or Female?
Posted on May 4, 2004 at 3:11 PM
When you go to a Dr do you prefer a male or female?

I personally prefer a male; I find them to be more willing to listen to me and less likely to tell me it`s normal and to just suck it up. Met my OB/GYN (yes probably more info than you wanted) and he kind of reminds me of Christopher Lowell.

My hubby prefers a female..

Free sandwiches and slimey pickles
Posted on May 12, 2004 at 3:17 PM
We walked around the zoo on Monday; had a lovely day. I think we spent more time watching the people there than we did watching the animals.
There were 50 school buses parked outside; the majority of which had students from south of the border. They were LOUD!

There were a lot of baby animals and since it was nice outside they were all out playing; it was the perfect day for zoo watching.

Baby Follies
Posted on May 19, 2004 at 7:11 PM
Last week I had an ultrasound. They found endometrium cysts on both of my ovaries. I think we should have gotten the doctor to print out a picture to give to our parents; maybe it would help stave off the baby nagging.

Better yet I could keep the pictures for myself and every time someone asked when we are going to have kids (every single day by the way) I could whip the picture out and describe what the cysts are in horrid detail. That might stop the questions for at least a couple of hours :).

I could bring a basket of purple grapes to the next family get together and pass them out explaining that they were the cysts that were removed.. OMG I can just picture the horrified faces now... would probably give my grandmother a heart attack though. hmm better not.

You know how PETA throws red paint on people wearing fur? I am going to start throwing formula and dirty diapers at people who ask me when we are going to have kids!

:(
Posted on Jun 21, 2004 at 3:03 PM
I went for my pre-op appointment today. Wasn`t very much fun. I filled out more paperwork than you do when you buy a house!

So Wednesday morning they are going to knock me out and poke around my insides to see what they can see. The Dr. went over the uterus to see what he could see; the other side of the uterus was all that he could see... Who was that band?
ooh now I have that song stuck in my head

I have to go clean the house; people are coming over to visit after the surgery; and of course as all of our mother`s did mine drilled it into my head that you NEVER have a dirty house when company is coming over!

off to do some slave labor

Rummaging around
Posted on Jun 23, 2004 at 10:54 PM
Dr. W. did his rummage today. If I had children already he told my husband he would have just done a hysterectomy today. Apparently 10 years of endometric tissue has done quite a bit of damage. Funny thing is that if I had kids I wouldn`t have gone to see him in the first place. What a day. I got to keep my right ovary at least for a couple more months. He is going to put me into menopause for three months (complete with hot flashes and mood swings) and then go back in and do the "big" surgery. He told my family that he has every confidence that after he gets this all fixed I should be able to have children. I am sure that in another 10 years I will be getting that hysterectomy. I was kind of looking forward to missing out on menopause; but now I get to test drive it :).

p.s. all this information is brought to you second hand courtesy of hubby and my parents.

p.p.s. my belly button is "oozing" right now!

p.p.p.s. Sorry for spelling and grammar; for todays errors I blame the drugs; for past errors I blame this blog for not having spell check in the journal.

OUCH
Posted on Jun 24, 2004 at 7:56 AM
I only got to sleep for 4 hours :( I am not wide awake but I hurt too much to lay back down..this really sucks.

I woke up this morning with Jay leaning his head on his hand and his elbow on my stomach. Plus I was dreaming that I was in a hospital and there was a decomposing corpse laying on the bed next to me. It kept looking at me and no matter how much I cried they wouldn`t take him away. No more scary movies before bed!

My day is not starting off too well; hopefully it will get better.

Pecos special
Posted on Jun 24, 2004 at 11:34 AM
My mother is cooking my favorite dish for me. She can`t make it spicy but it should still be pretty darn good. It`s as unhealthy as it comes! It`s made with spaghetti, cheese, tomato sauce, spices, and chicken....mmmmmm
Oooof
Posted on Jun 25, 2004 at 1:50 PM
Jay takes such good care of me. I woke him up at 7am b/c I wanted some spaghetti and I couldn`t pick up the pot. He got up and got my food for me and took out the nasty smelling trash; he is such a doll!

I am jealous!!
Posted on Jun 26, 2004 at 12:52 PM
Everyone is having fun this weekend and I am too afraid to get in a car.

Our friends are meeting at a bar to celebrate our friends 200th beer there.

My in-laws are flying to NY for a vacation weekend.

My co-workers are gathering tomorrow for a house warming party.

I am stuck here with a really sore back from sleeping on the couch.

Now it`s raining!

Oops
Posted on Jun 28, 2004 at 1:59 PM
I was deleting some pictures; I guess that I grabbed the entire file instead of the few pictures that I wanted. I ended up deleting over 4000 pictures. So stupid!

The only ones that are lost forever were a few Las Vegas pictures and all of my Vancouver pictures. :(

I took on a huge project for my mother-in-law. They had 30 years of pictures tossed into plastic containers and put into really bad photo albums (the evil sticky kind that fall apart). I have been sorting through all of these photos and organizing them into photo boxes and new albums. I have been working on this non-stop since Friday night... and I have seen progress! Hallelujah!

No more rain!!
Posted on Jun 30, 2004 at 5:53 PM
I really wish that it would stop raining!! I am tired of watching water fall from the sky, tired of the hot muggy feeling you get when you walk outside. Rain is supposed to be cleansing; but this is just ridiculous.

I am back at work; sore as hell and sleepy. I am completely useless so I am sitting in the corner playing on the internet.

The rain has made me blahh....

waiting waiting waiting
Posted on Jul 6, 2004 at 10:58 PM
I am sitting here waiting for my jayberoo to come and pick me up. He took me to the DR today for my post-op thingy so I am carless.. carelessly carless. Not to be mistaken with the careless Carlos!

hmmm.. how was my day you ask?

First I had a lovely chat with the doc while sitting half naked on a table for 45min; followed by a lovely pelvic exam.

Then I got to be a condescending bitch to a pilot; I can`t even get him in trouble for being an asshole b/c I was such an asshole back to him..bad customer service.

Next I helped make a decision to bust an FAR; crossing our fingers about the nice little fine that may be incurred for that. And then I had a piece of chocolate cake. YUMMM

Needless to say I can`t wait to go home and be finished with my Monday... which in everyone elses world is a Tuesday, but since I have no Wednesday it all works out.. maybe I should cut down on my sugar intake before rambling on......

Biggest needle Ever
Posted on Jul 23, 2004 at 9:19 PM
I got stuck with a damn big needle today. I am not ashamed to admit that I squealed in fear when I first saw it! Today was my first Lupron shot..ever so exciting. I think that I am the first female in my family to go through menopause (temporarily); all of the others had their insides taken out before they turned 40.

My hip hurts from that shot!

This suxx
Posted on Jul 26, 2004 at 12:52 AM
notice that I used 2 not three x`s.... don`t ask why-I dunno.

I love the 80`s was on today, they did something on the Smurfs. I think it would be hilarious to stop using curse words and insert the word smurf instead. That would probably get people`s attention more than the curse words do.

Anyway the suckage that I was referring to was hot flashes. They are freakin ridiculous! The Dr. said it would take 1-2 weeks before the side effects kicked in, I think I am sensitive to drugs because the first night one hit me like a wall of heat. I was sitting in the living room with everyone chatting and it felt like the room got hot. I sat there and started sweating, Jay noticed and I complained the room was hot. Both he and Rachel gave me the "are you insane?" look and told me the room was cold.
Bloody hell.. three more months of this.....

I finished reading "We Need to talk about Kevin" last night. Pretty good book, it is written from the viewpoint of a mother who`s son went on a shooting rampage at school. Very sad but good. I am onto another book about some MIT students who won a lot of money in Vegas... I think it`s called "Bringing down the House".

Change of plans
Posted on Sep 13, 2004 at 11:54 PM
We decided yesterday that we are going to go to Germany instead of Rome. Jay saw a pbs special about Rothenburg which is a town that is geared towards Christmas... so we are going to go there instead. The plan now is to fly to Frankfurt and drive to Rothenburg.. The pictures there are gorgeous. We are leaving on the 28th.

Yesterday Rachel, Bill, and I went to orientation to volunteer at the Texas Children`s Hospital. I have my interview on the 27th with them...it seems like it will be a lot of fun. The want a 3 hour commitment once a week for 6 months. Good karma points, I think that the first thing I want to do there is hold the babies in the nursery, they have a ton of different things that you can do. Bill will make a good clown.

Today I went and got my last Lupron shot (hopefully). I meet with the doctor on the 27th to do a follow up and schedule my surgery. It`s going to be a very busy week!

Old Ladydom
Posted on Oct 13, 2004 at 5:52 PM
Several things happened this week that I thought would Never occur...
1. taking up Catherines suggestion I bought a crochet kit... everyone is getting scarves for christmas!
2. I officially own a Mumu. No I didn`t pay for it but it is residing in my closet.
3. I have to get old lady underwear... that one is just too depressing to expand upon.

My surgery date is set for November 10th... all of the above is in preparation for that.

Anyone want to come and crochet with me?

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Posted on Oct 22, 2004 at 5:03 PM
haha that noise tickles...

Last night I got a new program for my computer called Cosmic Paint.. its like doing splatter art with your computer TOOO much fun!!! It`s very addicting.

I also rented a game for the PS2 called Siren.. it was scary so I turned it off. Have to get up some gumption to play it.

I have to start a liquid diet 3 days before my surgery, Rachel has been trying to help find some decent recipes so that it doesn`t completely suck.. hmm Vodka is clear :)

Added a couple of Germany pictures to the gallery..

My first journal entry without a uterus
Posted on Nov 14, 2004 at 9:31 PM
Yep, that`s right you are all reading history in the making. This is the very first journal entry I have written since having my hysterectomy.

I have been dealing with it with humor... my first soda without a cervix, my first chicken without an ovary. Not everyone finds it as funny as I do. Oh well.

I am finally home after my 5 day stay in the hospital. We had such hell with the nurses there, I am glad I will never have to do that again! My epidural didn`t work, it got rid of my pain for the first few hours but that first night I woke up in awful pain. I cried for nearly 12 hours waiting for my doctor to come in. They finally removed my epidural and put me on a morphine drip. That was heavenly! My IV blew out yesterday and they put me on oral meds... not nearly as much fun as my morphine, which I could hit every 10 minutes.

They sent me home with this drain in my side, I will get it taken out next week. It`s really gross b/c I have to flush it out and measure the fluids every day. I offered Jay a shot of my juices.. he declined.

I don`t have to go back to work until Dec 22nd... so I have LOTS of time on my hands... kind of like a kid in a candy store, I don`t know what to do first! Unfortunately the need for sleep creeps up on me awfully fast.

Sleep well to all of you... with or without your ovaries!

The importance of setting an alarm
Posted on Nov 15, 2004 at 10:41 PM
I learned a valuable lesson today. When the directions on the pain medicine say to take them every 3-4 hours you must set an alarm to take them in the middle of the night. I woke up this morning around 11am in the most excruciating horrible pain. I was WAY overdue for taking my meds. I was in so much pain that I wasn`t paying enough attention when I went to the bathroom and I pulled my drainage tube partway out. I had to push it (gently) back in. OMG that hurt!! It only takes once to learn that lesson. Tonight I will be setting no less than 2 alarms.

I can`t wait to feel normal again!

Just a little infection
Posted on Nov 27, 2004 at 3:03 AM
I got home from the hospital yesterday.. again.

My incision became infected and after spending a miserable weekend with a fever of 103 they put me back in the hospital for a lovely 4 days of antibiotics.

The best part is draining my incision. Twice a day I get to take a huge q-tip and shove it around a bit and squeeze out all of the juices I can get. It`s really not as much fun as it sounds :)

I am feeling much better.. still walking funny but any day without having a fever is a good day for me!!

51,291.38
Posted on Dec 2, 2004 at 5:57 PM
That is the current cost of my surgery, not including prescriptions.

I almost fell out of my chair when I calculated it. Thank goodness for insurance!! My responsibility will be $500. (not including prescriptions).

I think I will get that number put on my "1st year without a uterus" christmas ornament.

bleh blah blechhh
Posted on Dec 18, 2004 at 5:04 PM
I had to go to the emergency room last sunday... after 10 hours and LOTS of tests they decided I had pleurisy. I have to say that freakin hurts!!!

I have spent the week resting in bed and recuperating... went to the Dr. on Friday and he said in 2 weeks when I come back he will consider releasing me to normal activities... such as driving!! woohoo!! I haven`t driven a car in almost 6 weeks and I miss it SO much!!

I haven`t been on here much because there is generally nothing to write about, life is pretty boring when all you can do is sit around the house. Television sucks! There are far too many reality shows, I live in reality... I don`t want to watch someone else`s. God bless DVD`s and VCR`s. I watched the entire Twin Peaks series again... that was awesome, made laying in bed not quite so bad.

Hope everyone is well and having a wonderful Holiday Season!

Email posts, apologies to future me for the boring.

Received this email today, it came complete with pictures but I am being lazy so use your imagination. Hmm, which Barbie do I want to be.

In other news I saw that there is now a female beefeater. You go girl!!!

ANNOUNCEMENT: Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Houston Texas market:

"River Oaks Barbie"

This princess Barbie is sold only at The Galleria. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade, Prada and LV Handbags, Rolex watch a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a 25,000 sq ft. patio home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

"Spring TX Barbie"

The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

"Aldine Barbie"

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

"Tanglewood Barbie"

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of Rolls Royce convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

" Magnolia TX Barbie"

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

"Memorial Barbie"

This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.

" Huntsville Barbie"

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Butler Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

"Mid town Barbie"

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Mid town Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

" Tomball Barbie"

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

"Montgomery Barbie"

She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.

"Montrose Barbie/Ken"

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

Wild Kingdom

I took little bit outside yesterday afternoon to toodle around the yard. The weather was beautiful and the animals were frisky. We were enjoying listening to the birds cheep and watching the squirrels dig up long buried nuts and feast away. We were watching one squirrel in particular because he was fairly close to us, just a few feet down the driveway, cute little grey thing.

He was minding his own business, keeping one eye on us and digging around in the yard when all of a sudden a big black cat pounced from out of nowhere. The cat landed on its back and proceeded to throttle and bite at the squirrels throat. Little bit ran to me wanting picked up b/c she knew something horrible was happening. I walked her into the backyard and out of view until the slaughter was over and the squirrel stopped screaming. Before I released her I stuck my head around the corner to make sure that cat wasn't eating the poor squirrel right there. There was no blood, just a couple of dusty paw prints in the dirt to indicate that anything had been there.

The neighborhood squirrels spent the next 10 minutes perched on their trees yelling at each other about what had happened. "Holy Shit did you see what happened to Joe?" "That cat came out of nowhere!" "Ayup that was old Ray's cat, he never got over the night that the squirrels abducted him." and of course there was one Nilly little squirrel three trees over saying "See kids that is why you always leave a note!"

30 is approaching

Next month I turn 30... (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)

This impending date is not going over so well.

So I have decided that if I have to turn 30 I need to be in Vegas. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so if turning 30 happens there then it will stay there!

Then I found out that due to SOMEONES new job I can't turn 30 in Vegas unless I want to be alone. Bah humbug.

I think I will have to make due with the weekend before or the weekend after, either way Vegas is a must, it's a demand, it's an order!

A letter to my husband

We are too poor for gift exchanges so I wrote him a letter. Why am I posting something so personal? Some people shout their love from rooftops, I am shouting mine from my blog. :)

Mistakitty,

No fancy presents, no fancy dinners, no fancy nights out. I do not need these things because I have you. You are the light of my life, my other half… I would not be me without you. Over the past 9 years of marriage I have experienced more joy and happiness than any fairy tale has ever promised. You are my rock in stormy weather, my inner voice when I am alone. I can go entire days without speaking to another person, yet not feel lonely because I always have you in my heart. We are not perfect people but we are perfect together, we have been since day one. You are truly my soul mate. I am the luckiest person in the world having met you, defying the odds and sitting next to you at a random concert 10 years ago, who would have thought it would bring me here. I am so completely in love with my husband, and I love our marriage. I have loved every moment of my life with you, thank you so much for sharing your life with me.

Love Always and Forever,
MissesKitty

9 years ago today

We were babies when we got married, and I love him more than ever.

Twas the Night Before Christmas

I am working this morning. Bah humbug I say! Someone at work sent us this cute little poem.. if you work in the airline industry enjoy, if not... you might not get the jokes but hope you enjoy the rhymes.

Merry Christmas Internetland!



The Night Before Christmas

It was the night before Christmas
At hundreds of Gates
They tried boarding the public
Having oversold space

Dispatch was snarling
And Crew Sked was worried
They had phoned the Reserves
"To the airport-please hurry"

The pilots were grumpy
Reservations was harried
The girls working trips
All wished they were married

Air Traffic Control
Up high in towers
Was posting delays
Of up to four hours

When the last flight departed
All stopped for a rest
They cursed Christmas travel
"Just look at this mess"

The stand-by's still waiting
With expression so sad
And those who got bumped
Were screaming like mad

Who wants Yuletide spirit
On a Christmas Eve trick?
Who wants to believe
In a guy named St. Nick?

But when all seemed so gloomy
And there was no Christmas cheer
The ground crews looked up
At a sound they did hear

For all of a sudden
From out of the night
Came a sound like loud thunder
And a blinking red light

They knew what was landing
Was no seven-three-seven
It was even to small
For a BAC One-Eleven

A voice split the darkness
It gurgled and chuckled
So happy and cheerful
The gloom simply buckled

"On ExpressJet and Delta
British Air and Northwest
On American and United
Don't stop for a rest"

"On planes of Boeing
And the whole Embraer fleet
Plus all MD-Eighties
You've got schedules to meet"

"On all you airlines
Commuters and shuttles
We're flying tonight
Don't give me rebuttals"

The blinking red light
Came close to the ground
And the cold winter night
Seemed to split at the sound

The lights on the runway
Were turned on full bright
They bathed the strange object
That had come from the night

It had no big cockpit
No wings nor a tail
No space for much baggage
Or even air mail

The onlookers gasped
No words could they say
For what had just landed
Was a jet-powered sleigh

One captain was stricken
With gross inferiority
For the man on the sleigh
Had more seniority

His beard was a-bobbin'
His clothes were all red
His build was so chubby
No more need be said

"I'm Santa!" he cried
In a joyous voice
They all had to listen
There was no other choice

"I know you're all tired
And feeling like Scrooge
You define the Christmas Spirit
As a bottle of booze"

"But remember, my friends
As you gripe and you groan
You've helped people fly
To their loved ones at home"

"They gave you no thanks
They took you for granted
But in each one of you was
A bit of old Santa"

"For this I do thank you
As I continue my flight"
Bringing Joy to the world
On his kerosene kite

He shoved on the throttles
T'was a glorious sight
As the sleigh left the runway
And sped through the night

They all shook their heads
Just a dream they insisted
On the ATC records
That flight's still unlisted

But it really did happen
Though it doesn't seem rational
At every world airport
From Indy to National

We expect your disbelieve
And the doubts we have raised
But it's still "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
From the gang at the Base

Doing The Unstuck

This is my happy song!

Zee happy family

And here we are.. darling daughter, doting mother, adoring father. I love the simplicity of the picture (yes I know it needs cropped, I am lazy) but there we are, no toys, no distractions just us, big smiles, and lots of love. Nothing sweeter in the world and I cherish every second of it.

Holiday In Vegas

I think it was South Park that brought up the subject of how long you have to wait before AIDS becomes funny. It was funny at our house today, no HIV is not funny, but mocking society's initial reaction and putting those fears into today's context was.

I played Susie Homemaker today, threw on an apron and cooked dinner. Something about the apron makes the food yummier.

I saw that they have opened the house from A Christmas Story as a museum up in Cleveland. I would love to run up there and visit. Also we need to go to New York City. I have been to Newark tons of times and seen the city's skyline from Jersey but I have yet to go into the city... unlike a certain hubby and roomate. And Vegas, the Bellagio is doing Christmas songs right now... if little bit wasn't around that is how we would be spending our weekends... but no amount of travelling is as much fun as hearing her giggle. I think when she is a bit older we will start up the travelling again, in the mean time my luggage is getting dusty and my flight benefits remain dormant.

I am cold, time to grab a blanket and watch some Arrested Development

Make your own people

Little girl was in LOVE with Elmo. On and on she went about Elmo, she would have watched him 24/7 if possible. I personally want to puke when I hear his theme song. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard or someone chewing their food in my ear. But she LOVES him so I suffer. Until recently.

We have introduced little one to The Cure, or Bob as she calls it. She adores Robert Smith (bob), Simon (mimon), jason, and rodger (roeerr). Yes yes I know, it's not the current line up but they are in the videos she likes and really it's too difficult to explain to an 18 month old child how people get fired and such.

arrr she is crying at the moment b/c she doesn't want to go to bed... I am off to soothe the savage beast.

Anoniniminity

My prior blog prior to this was read by people that I didn’t know all of the time. There was an average of 50 comments for nearly every entry, no matter how mundane. When I decided to stop using it and start a new one I didn’t expect it to be read by people that I didn’t know. It’s not set to private or anything, so I knew that the possibility was there, but this site is not like the last one where there was a whole community chatting and such, blogging there was definitely a secondary function for most people on that site.

I was really (pleasantly) surprised to find comments from absolute strangers. The UK comments I could understand since I am linked to Subs blog on here (see Peepay Gonzales in the links below). But I was floored to see a comment from Jenny (see comments from previous entry). I went to her MamaDrama blog and absolutely cracked up at the picture of the scariest poodle in all creation. I showed hubby the picture (he HATES poodles) and he freaked out at the picture as well. I have always enjoyed the 6 degrees of separation game, and of course have always be astounded at the things that you randomly find on the internet, but to be able to link my brother cutting his thumb on a sword and the scariest picture of a poodle ever makes me so happy.

I have not seen his thumb since it was sewn back on but I got a progress report on it from my dad. He said it was still pretty horror show. The skin in the middle of the cut seems to be faring well, the stuff on the edges looks like it is dying. The Dr said that it would probably not survive since the cut was pretty close to the surface on the outer edge. And I am still kicking myself for not taking the camera, it would be so great to show you a before and after shot.

The Christmas cards are addressed. The main “card” which is really just our picture with a border that says Merry Christmas, is stuffed into the envelopes. But the Christmas letter is not ready. I have written it but I think that instead of sending the letter I am going to make a “year in pictures” collage instead. I have not decided which is worse/better, a letter describe my beautiful child or 100 little pictures crammed on 1 page. I am really leaning towards the pictures I just have to figure out if the program I am using to make it will be able to be printed at Kinkos, I don’t want to waste my ink!

My daughters “play date” was pretty funny yesterday. They are getting to the age where they want what the other person has, they are both on the verge of yelling “MINE”, at this point they just bumble over to each other and steal and then the other one pouts. Pretty amazing watching your child learn social graces.

HAHAHAHAAAAA

My stomach hurts from laughing so much!!!!

My little brother called me tonight b/c he needed help. The parents were in Galveston and he cut his thumb on his sword... yes his sword! *begin laughing now*

I packed up the kiddo and ran over there to find him standing in the yard holding his thumb on. It had cut through his nail and across the edge of his thumb. There was a tiny flap of skin holding it on. After assesing that a bandaid would probably not work we hopped in the car and drove to the emergency room.

Thank god for grandparents, they came and got my daughter so hopefully she will not come down with any crazy illness from being at the emergency room.

Anyway, normal emergency room visits are usually fairly dull... but when your with someone whos thumb is hanging off it's pretty entertaining. He sat there and bled while waiting to be called up. The other fine patrons of the Friday night emergency room kept wandering over and asking to see his nearly severed appendage..and of course asked how he did it so he had to explain multiple times that he was unpackaging his sword (HaHAHAHAHA) and sliced his thumb.

After the parade of orderlies and patients gawking he finally got to go to his own private little room. The nurse cleaned it up with a syringe of water... it flapped and bled a lot... gave him a shot to numb it... and started sewing. The shot didn't work very well, he squealed a lot while they were sewing, and of course the nurse dutifully explained that no he was not feeling pain, that it was all in his head and all he was feeling was pressure... HAHAHAHAAAAA

5 stitches later, two of which were THROUGH his fingernail another nurse came in and cleaned it up and bandaged it. We sat and waited and waited and waited for his discharge papers. I found the remote for the t.v. and flipped channels (wishing I had found it about 30 minutes earlier). Finally they came with the papers and the lady explained what the prescriptions were, an anti inflamatory and an antibiotic. My ears perked up b/c I didn't hear anything about pain meds so I asked her what he should do for the pain... she pointed to his prescription of Motrin and said that should take care of it. HAHAHAHAAAAA You go in with a cough and they give you vicodin, cut of your thumb and you get Motrin!!???!!!!

I took him home and he showed me the weapon of mass destruction that took off his thumb, you could see the marks of how deep it went. Being the clean freak that my mom is she has trained her children well... no drips of blood anywhere but the bathroom!

He paid $11 for the sword.
$500 for the emergency room visit
$60 for the meds

But getting to laugh at my brother all night was PRICELESS!!!!

Absolution

Osteoporosis.

Am I spelling that wrong? Oh well, the Dr. did another bone density scan this week. I lost less bone than last year but I am still losing too much to quickly. The good news is that when I do develop the osteo there is a treatment that will regenerate the bone, you just have to have a shot every single day for 2 years. The f***? That is good news?? I gave my Dr. the Mike face and she asked me if I was Ok. I told her I was a bit shocked by the news since I had just gone in b/c I thought I had the flu and wanted to get a flu test.

*note* I did not have the flu just the most wicked stomach virus EVER *end note*

So in order to put off getting the freaking shots for 2 years or taking medicine for the rest of my life (another preventitive option) the Doc said I could try a less evasive regime for another year. SO, estrogen, 1500 mg of calcium, vitamin D to help absorb the calcium, weight bearing exercise, and cutting down on caffeine. Grand times I tell ya. The boss lady wants a workout buddy so I am thinking of joining her gym and going after I get off work. Makes for a good excuse to buy an ipod! I think that is going to be my silver lining, yeah the bones are falling apart but I finally get the ipod.

I should change my name to hotflashinbonecrackinmomma.

Angry white chick hates questions

One of those bitching days I think. People make stupid comments and ask stupid questions every day, today is no different but a lack of sleep has made me cranky and if it weren’t frowned upon I think I would smack em.

1. Are you pregnant?
Females of reproductive age suffer this question every time an upset stomach or a food craving occurs. It’s none of your business!

2. When are going to have another baby?
Well I didn’t HAVE a baby in the traditional sense so I won’t be HAVING another thank you. Of course they next question is always why not? Because my uterus has completely decomposed in some medical waste bag!

3. Why did they give her up?
She was not given up, given away, or rejected. It’s none of your fucking business why we are her parents and to insinuate that she was just dumped infuriates me to no end.

4. My cousin, friend, neighbor, etc. got pregnant right after they adopted, bet it will happen to you too.
I think that a severe infection would occur if the Dr put my rotted uterus back in so no I don’t think that will be happening, not really a fan of birthing maggots.

5. You are too young to have hot flashes.
No shit.

6. When are you going to adopt another one?
When you loan me 20K and carry the baby for me.

7. I didn’t know you were pregnant!
This comment always occurs after a co-worker that I don’t speak with about my personal life finds out I have a 1 ½ year old… my response is always “I wasn’t” and then I watch with my twisted humor as their face gets the inevitable questioning look.

8. Date of your last period?
I know the Dr’s office has to ask this, and if I was a new patient I could understand but it’s been almost 2 freaking years, can’t they ever read the damn file first?

9. Are you going to tell her she’s adopted?
Why, are you going to drop the bomb for us? Are you going to tell your kids how much you like anal sex? It’s none of your business!!!!

10. Awe, that’s great we thought about adopting too.
No you haven’t, you do not want a social worker prying into your private life, looking at your finances, checking out how clean your carpet is. Just because the thought crossed your mind one time when you saw Sally trying to convince you to feed an orphan doesn’t count as considering adoption. Stop trying to fit in!

Honestly I don’t mind discussing adoptions, hysterectomies, or astrophysics with sane people, but random strangers making stupid comments and asking rude questions brings out this sick, dark sense of humor and I start babbling about maggots and rotting uterus’ just for the small chance I might actually make someone vomit.

Then I can ask are you pregnant?